An Avon lady sits on Santas knee at the Mall and says..l

• Santa, I am not sure I can afford it, I just know I want ANEW....
• Santa, knowing everyone looks to him as a mind reader...thinks, "A new what? - The real Santa would know, of course".....
• He wisely turns to her and says, "Then give me your old "has been""....
• She smiles and gets down and goes home.
• She drags her husband out of his lazy boy and says, "Come on honey, let's go to the Mall"
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• Morale of the story - Women will do anything to look good!   But sometimes we only hear what we want to hear.  We want to look younger but the secret is that Men want to look younger too!  That is why the new ANEW with SPF 50 is going to be such a top seller.  Men are using it too!  It protects from Sun, Wind burn, Dry harsh Winter air, pollution side effects.  Just think about it for a minute.  If you want to burn a lettuce leaf, what must you do first - take out all the moisture.  So it makes sense that our delicate skin must always be hydrated, not just to keep from feeling dry, but that is our first defense against sunburn.
• The gal in this joke wasn't sure that she could afford the ANEW products, but she can - everyone can at 40% off.  For a lifetime membership, it's only 10.00 then you get your Avon products which are made in the largest Research and Development Lab at 40% off.
• I hope you will try this new amazing product.  After two surgeries this year for basal cell, I am kicking myself for not listening to my mother when I was a child and not using sun screen then when I was a young mother I should have used more moisturizer.  Now, at 60, after using the products for 20 years, I just don't have the wrinkles that other 60 year old women have but I do have the problems from the past which are starting to resurface.  I know 5 men who are using the ANEW products and seeing great effects.
• Call me today and let's get you a sample!  www.youravon.com/kmeyer2352 or come to my website and place an order.  If you want to enjoy 40% off - go to start.avon.com and enter my RESOURCE CODE:  kmeyer2352

Did you used to sunbathe with mayonaise, butter or cooking oil?

We must have been out of our minds......When we were kids, ok, when I was a kid, there was no such thing as sunscreen.  Ok I am lying.  There was 2 kinds of sunscreen, but I wouldn't be caught dead using either one.  One was called Uval - it was extremely bitter and you felt poisoned if you got it on your lips.  First they would turn numb, and the taste, I am sure, was close to hemlock.  Now, Lifeguards were cool, but they were the only ones who could get away with using white zinc oxide on their noses.  Did it work?  Oh yeah.  Would we use it?  Heck no.  It was not cool.  In 1964, Coppertone came out with a self-tanning formula that didn't protect you from the sun, but heck, until you went to bed and it turned your sheets bright yellow, you could delude yourself into thinking that you had a cool tan.

So as you can guess, I have already had many, many spots cut off which turned to Basal Cell Carcinoma because I didn't obey my mother.  Why am I telling you this?  Because, I showed the new Avon Skinvincible to my Dermatologist and her eyes bulged out of her head when she saw that the moisture lotion has 50 SPF.  She said it was the answer to many peoples problems to find the perfect protection against, smoke, temperatures, sun and pollution.  I agree!

I heartily endorse this product.  It feels good on, it does the job, and has released me from the poorly thought out weight loss therapy called "cut the bad skin off".   All kidding aside, Avon's new Skinvincible has both the night cream with alpha hydroxy acid, which sloughs off the dead skin cells and hydrates the skin, then after washing my face in the morning, I first treat with ANEW Absolute even, which evens out dark patches and dark circles under the eyes to create a pallete of clean, clear skin.  Next I protect my face by using 3 tiny squirts of Skinvincible and cover my face.  It sinks in very quickly and disappears on the skin.  It protects me from smoke pollution, auto and airplae pollution, the 118 head we get here in Scottsdale, and finally, it is a welcome relief to finally have a terrific SUNSCREEN which blocks sun and UV rays.

Ask me for a Sample today - kdaymayday@gmail.com

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