A hard of hearing Avon Lady walks up to Santa Claus and sits on his lap...

A HARD OF HEARING AVON LADY.....

walks up to Santa Claus and sits on his lap.....
Santa being slightly dazed, shakes his head and says,
"Well, young lady what is it that you want for Christmas?"
"Well, I want  ANEW...."
He waits for her to finish the sentence then realizes that a
good Santa worth his salt would read her mind, and quickly quips,
"Well, bring me your old has-been and I'll get you ANEW".

She returns home and says to her lazy husband on the couch,
"Come on dear, we're going to the mall".


Avon's greatest new Product is ANEW Ultimate Supreme Moisturizing Cream.  It gives your skin 12 times the ability to retain moisture!  It delivers 12 times more than it's comparable product Lan`come's Absolue L'Extrait Ultimate Elixir which sells for 365.00 plus tax

Presently 50.00 on our Avon Website - if you are local or pay the 6.40 shipping I will send it for 34.99 plus tax.

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Introducing Anew Ultimate Supreme Advanced Performance Crème. The ultimate in luxury performance skincare that indulges your skin with a supreme experience and rewards it with immediate and long term results on most visible signs of aging, even on the most advanced ones, including deep wrinkles, creases, expression lines and skin firmness. 1.7 oz. net wt.

Born in the exotic waters of Tahiti, the black pearl is known to improve skin's ability to retain moisture. Our luxurious yet lightweight night crème, infused with black pearl extract and our highest-level Celluvive anti-aging complex, helps repair the look of all visible signs of aging** while immersing skin in radiant moisture for the ultimate transformative experience.

Did you know? The Tahitian black pearl is considered one of the rarest gems on earth, taking as long as three years to form. A truly revolutionary discovery, the Tahitian black pearl is known to improve skin's ability to retain moisture.

BENEFITS:•  Non-greasy and non-tacky
• Absorbs quickly
• Suitable for all skin types
• Restores skin's ability to retain radiant moisture for the ultimate pampering experience
• Infused with rare black pearl and gold mineral extract

HOW TO USE: • Apply at night on clean dry skin onto face, neck and décollage. Can be used with any Anew regimen.

Made in USA